Haha, I meant to write the exact same joke, soul brother.

I'd probably buy a harp (that shit costs A LOT of monies), some other instruments I wouldn't normally have been able to afford, books with tutorials on how to play those instruments, and a shitload of music. Then I'd have half a million dollars left which I would cleverly invest in stocks to get another million dollars, with which I would repeat the same procedure.

Perhaps I'd buy Greece.