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  Rapture 2011 Theory - Why it won't happen
Posted by Kiekoes on Sat, May 21st, 2011 at 09:48 - 26 Comments
 
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Kiekoes Netherlands

 
So today is the rapture? Here's my theory why it won't happen. Just read Matthew 24,36-44:

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No One Knows the Day or Time

36 No one knows the day or hour. The angels in heaven don't know, and the Son himself doesn't know.
Only the Father knows.
When the Son of Man appears, things will be just as they were when Noah lived. 38 People were eating, drinking, and getting married right up to the day that the flood came and Noah went into the big boat.
They didn't know anything was happening until the flood came and swept them all away. That is how it will be when the Son of Man appears.
40 Two men will be in the same field, but only one will be taken. The other will be left. 41 Two women will be together grinding grain, but only one will be taken. The other will be left. 42 So be on your guard! You don't know when your Lord will come.
Homeowners never know when a thief is coming, and they are always on guard to keep one from breaking in. 44 Always be ready! You don't know when the Son of Man will come.

It says that no one will know the date or time, so why are those people saying it's today, and that the bible guarantees it... Maybe they should have read it before saying those things.


 
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Clookster Mongolia

  Sat, May 21st, 2011 at 09:52
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Can I take my Nintendo with me?
 
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Kiekoes Netherlands

  Sat, May 21st, 2011 at 10:06
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Clookster on Sat, May 21st, 2011 at 09:52 GMT [¬Ľ]

Can I take my Nintendo with me?

I don't think so :/
 
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Nathan Iceland

  Sat, May 21st, 2011 at 10:16
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It won't happen because there simply is no god or any kind of 'higher being'.
 
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Athmel United States

  Sat, May 21st, 2011 at 10:46
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There is Amaunator and Arceus, O ye of little faith.

Spoiler


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Blastoise United Arab Emirates

  Sat, May 21st, 2011 at 10:53
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Well since I'm a Muslim, it's natural that we follow both the Bible and the Quran.
The Quran says Jesus will reappear before the world ends, and that (as the bible says) no one will know when it will happen.
It also mentions the appearance of.... dammit, I forgot those two's names... Mahdi and.. the Dajjaal. But they have to appear over 24 hours before the ending of our world.
Oh yeah, and the Quran also says it falls on a Friday, so I'm chill.
 
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Athmel United States

  Sat, May 21st, 2011 at 10:56
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That means you should await every Friday anxiously.



This post has been edited by Athmel, Sat, May 21st, 2011 at 10:59

Reason: no need for damned spoilers!!
 
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Nathan Iceland

  Sat, May 21st, 2011 at 10:59
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So that's what Rebecca was on about!

"Partyin', partyin' yeah!"

It all makes sense now!
 
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Kiekoes Netherlands

  Sat, May 21st, 2011 at 10:59
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Rebecca Black anyone?

EDIT: Damn Nathan ninja'd me... :/

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Blastoise United Arab Emirates

  Sat, May 21st, 2011 at 11:01
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Kiekoes on Sat, May 21st, 2011 at 10:59 GMT [¬Ľ]

Rebecca Black anyone?

EDIT: Damn Nathan ninja'd me... :/


Internet got cut, so he ninja'd me too.
 
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