Oh, but I can already endure a lot...

I just poked myself in the eye. Am enduring that at the moment.

Ouch. I bit my tongue today and I endured that, too, so I guess we're even.

on-topic:

my body is trying to bullshit me.

i just took a huge dump, it smelled exactly
like old gouda cheese.

funny thing is, i haven't eaten anything even
remotely dairy-related in at least four days.

what the fuck, body, what the fuck?

Sounds absolutely delicious.

LMFAO at your last two posts.

(Yes, I know I double posted like a noob now, see if I care.)

(Actually I do, I'll merge these later on.)

As for now, offtopic chatter still goes here!

i'm sliding scale here!

seriously though, it's a thin line between off- and on-topic,
i was considering in both cases to just put the link and post in
here, but the impact would be somewhat lost...ah well, let's do
a triple post while we're at it! and go:

hehe, "ancients" , i like that.

"veterans" is quite nice, too.


[old-man voice]

"ooh, you nooblets nowadays. back when i was your age,
i was in the trenches every single day, defending sony
from the attacks of saturnites and N64zis with nothing but
my trusty g-con 45 and the undoubtful truth that sony
is "teh best 4 evah" . oh the console wars of '95,
you should have been there! i get together with some of
the other vets once a year, we play bandicoot and piss
on old saturn controllers..."

[/old-man voice]

there, that was no fun!

GOD DAMN PSP DOESN'T LET ME OPEN SPOILERS ASDFGJKLZXCVBNMPOIUYTREWQSDSASDWFDFD

The question here is, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU USING A PSP TO BROWSE THE INTERNET!?