I'm a Polack, whereas you're American. There are four possible options for you.

Option #1 - You're white, your ancestors were a bunch of annoying puritan twats whom everybody wanted to kill, so they fled cowardly to America while peeing their pants where they were buttraped by the natives.

Option #2 - You're black, your ancestors were either stupid enough to get caught in a fucking net by slave hunters OR they were such annoying twats that the tribe leader PREFERED to give them away for a bottle of fiery water than keep them.

Option #3 - You're Asian. Your family imigrated to the U.S fairly recently, mainly because they had just about enough living in Vietnam jungles, trying to find shelter from Napalm rain. They were still bloody commies though, so they're no better then turds either.

Option #4 - You're a native american. *Cough cough* "Native" American, but your bloodline mixed up with whites, blacks and yellows so much that you barely look like one. Your knowlage of your culture is limited, which is a good thing, since your ancestors were running around in pants only and used spears as weapons when the Spanish came and buttraped you all. That, and european sicknesses which nearly anihilated your entire race. Right now you make your income by working in natural reserves or internet casino's - because you'd rather do nothing or steal money from other citizens then actually do some work.

Questions, American Fucktard?

This post has been edited by Foxi4, Wed, April 6th, 2011 at 14:56

Reason: Not all Americans are like that. Annoying fucktards are, though.