Ok, so I'm now officially the biggest fucking retard on the planet. It's been my stupidity all along. I missed one room in Zenithia Castle. Thanks to retrohead for pointing it out to me on his first time playing the game ever!! Below is a small transcript of the chat log:



Call it what you will, paranoia due to previous instances of anti-piracy tech., lack of sleep, etc. I call it retardation.  

The bright side is that at least you won't have any problems playing it after all. Sorry to everyone for causing such a panic, I feel like a real douche. Haha.