Triforce on Sun, November 18th, 2007 at 20:47[»]"Chuck wizze his friend on MSN, the house collapsed guy!"
This one's hilarious.
Even more than I want an English translation for these jokes, I think it'd be cool if someone made a mock file full of random quotes from movies, etc. That, paired with all the pictures of Chuck Norris everywhere, would be pretty jawsome.