"Push the directional buttonleft *Image of wiggly directional button* to go left! Go ahead, try it!" "Push the directional buttonright *Image of wiggly directional button* to go right! Go ahead, try it!" "Well done! Press the Abutton *Image of an A button being pushed and released* to close a window and continue to the next one! Go ahead, try it!"
And that for 5 friggen' hours! And when it's finally done, you take two steps and... CUTSCENE! and another two ste... CUTSCENE! Just so you'll get into the story. Suuuuuuure, if you want me to be immerged into the game world, just lemme play the damn game! If I wanted to watch cutscenes and tutorials for half a day long, I'd watch Ben Hur or another one of those biblical movies!