I can't help but laugh every time I read 'Gurdurr' or 'Conkeldurr'. They sound so... derpy. Like literally. When you listen to their sound, all they say is 'derpaherpadurr'.
Anyway. First things first: Friend Codes.
Mine's 0089 1562 4601. Name's Nathan, but that doesn't really matter. For all the game cares, you can put 'turd' in that box and it'll still accept it.