http://doctorcatmd.com/

That's so cool/cute!

Instantly liked the page on Facebook, and whenever I get me some money, I'll order a T-shirt.

http://nedroid.com/2009/05/party-cat-full-series/

I just love cats but dogs are okay. o_O

Neither

I like cats better but dogs are superior companions.

Cats are adorable trolls. If they destroy a roll of toilet paper, and shed it all over the house. They don't give a fuck.
If a cat takes a piss on your shirt you left on the ground. They don't give a fuck.
If you leave a cat unsupervised and it knocks over abunch of shit in high place. It don't give a fuck.
If you're lost in the wilderness, and you ask your cat to go help. It don't give a fuck.

If a dog does something bad, it'll show guilt. If you're in trouble, it might save your life. And a dog can be trained in many versatile ways to assist people.

But a cat is cuter...

So I guess all those pros and cons even themselves out.

My cats really care about me. I know, because I tried acting like I was dead, and they were like 'meow?', 'meow?' all the time.

Then again, that may also be because they wanted more food.

Yes. The only realsons why a cat interacts with a human are:

- I need food now
- I need to go outside now

That's all they think and care about.

I prefer dogs. Like the Captain.

i'm allergic to cats.

dogs are too smelly.

yay for tamagotchis!