You have one hell of collection there dude and all very cool!! And I too were a couple of times against a pole or post its all the same but I didn´t beat it, it would hurt me more!!!
I know, right? It's crazy how much they overcharge for what is essentially Linux with a bit of bling out of the box yet stripped of its customisability, and a shiny Apple logo on the back of the screen. Well, joke's on whoever buys one of those.
i visited the site on my own ... the worst mac costs like 5.000€ and is worser then my 500€ 2 year old computer anywayz i find this Pigeon Hilarious XDDDDD
I have MacbookPro and it is working nice(like Skyrim on high graphic settings, not ultra high though). It is very comfortable to work on OSX. But...I haven't bought it by myself-it was a gift xD!