To celebrate the end (hopefully) of the Ban Wars (and because I was massively bored) I have written a game. It is titled...



You can download it HERE.

Long story short, you are Captain Durden, browsing DS-Scene. Suddenly you notice large ammounts of threads you haven't replied on yet! There is only one thing you can do! Shoot cans of SPAM with the A button! After your posts, the threads get... automatically locked. Once you've spammed in 20 different threads, your E-Penor will enchance! New threads are appearing quicker and quicker, do you have what it takes to become the Master of Spamming?

Watch out! Anonymous Admin is on your trail! He's bored as hell, so he'll try to BAN you! Watch out for his bans and give him GRATUITOUS AMMOUNTS OF SPAM to mildly entertain him and make him STFU!

You tha motha'flippin? PROVE IT!

Disclaimer: The game is a satire and does not aim at insulting anyone. It works perfectly well under No$GBA and on Acekards 2i with the newest AKAIO installed (that's the only 2 things I had to test it with, it'll most likely be compatible with your card aswell). The game has slight problems with VRAM, but if you actually "play" it instead of watching the tiles move for 5 minutes, the buffer should not get overflown. The game was written in DBAS(DynamicBasic), in DSGM5. Enjoy X3

Any feedback about the game is highly appreciated

EDIT: Also works on Edge 2.0, SuperCard DS2

This post has been edited by Foxi4, Tue, December 21st, 2010 at 14:35

HOLY SHIT!!

I'VE GOT MY OWN GAME!!!!

take that, haters!!

works fine on edge 2.0 by the way.


edit: aced it on the second try!
could you pm me the endscreen pic with the crown?
or just post it here? it somehow smells like my new avatar....

This post has been edited by Captain Durden, Tue, December 21st, 2010 at 01:29

HERE you go. That specific screen has in-game issues due to the use of Magneta (transparent in-game), but I didn't bother fixing it... It doesn't really matter when you get that far XD

omg thats so fucking awesome. and it works on scds2 btw.

EDIT: ok i beated it, and i have a great idea: what about new levels on wii.ds-scene and battles against triforce and retrohead?

This post has been edited by Kiekoes, Tue, December 21st, 2010 at 11:11

Fucking hell dude, that's awesome! xD

If you make a new, slightly better version of this, I'll make it an official news post! Seriously!

What about a new, better one with more levels, this one is a little short isn't it?

I see that people really enjoy it, I'm glad  

It was actually meant to be a "training with variables" sort of thing, I'm working on a different project.
It's nothing special, anyone can make games in DSGM as long as they're "patient", no need for front page and I doubt that I'll be "developing" this XD

It's a joke guys, not a "real" game XD

This post has been edited by Foxi4, Tue, December 21st, 2010 at 14:34

I know, but it's an awesome game, so the next version (please make one D: D: D:) deserves a front page post.

What if we say:

IF I figure out how to get rid of the VRam overflow error that's keeping me from expanding the game, I just might post an updated version That's nowhere near soon though. I'll surely post it then.