anyways.. im interested as to how this game would play out.. do you start off by failing secondry school, drop out, upgrade with smack monkey tokens, get fake gold jewlery and burbery + YSL items as rewards, meet some buckfast fueld war monger duel with him to the death, 9 months later you are a teenage mother.. taa daaaah!
you forgot tracking down the father, falling out with the step-dad and raging alcoholism and std's.